1: who would win in a fight? Steve. He’d lap Sam a couple times for good measure. ;)
2: better roommate? Sam. I imagine Steve is very neat and kind but I bet I hate all his music and his tendency to rise early. Sam, on the other hand, has excellent taste and I would distract him when his bed seems too soft mmmm
3: better in bed? Sam. More practice. ;)
4: who I’d pick to be my presidential running mate: Steve. He’s Captain America. No question. I mean, especially since as a Canadian I can’t become president…
5: whose shoulder I’d cry on: Sam. I would feel like a wimp if I went to Steve with my emotional problems. Everyone he knew is dead (or brainwashed or senile ughhhh).
6: who would make a better parent? Hmmm hard one. Gonna go with Sam. He’d be fun but also I bet he’d lay a beat down on a rowdy child if needed, but never crossing the line. Also hot dad yeahhh and he would make such good dad jokes. Steve’s jokes are so fucking dry. Or old man like.
7: who I’d rather date: in march I would have said Steve. Now that Cap 2 has happened, it’s Sam all the way. And since they’re friends I could get the added bonus of observing Steve’s hotness while touching SAMs hotness. Aw yiss.